Sherlock Quotes

Year:

2010 – ...

Country:

United Kingdom, USA

Genres:

Detective, Drama, Thriller

A modern update finds the famous sleuth and his doctor partner solving crime in 21st century London.

Say that again and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.

James Moriarty

Season 1

Episode 3

Well, John. Really well. I mean, you missed almost everything of importance, but, you know...

— Do you know what happens if you don't leave me alone, Sherlock? To you?
— Oh, let me guess. I get killed.
— Kill you? No, don't be obvious. I mean, I'm going to kill you anyway, someday.

— What do you mean "gay"? We're together.
— And domestic bliss must suit you, Molly. You've put on three pounds since I last saw you.
— Two-and-a-haif.
— No, three.
— Sherlock.
— He's not gay! Why do you have to spoil..? He's not!
— With that level of personal grooming?
— Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
— You wash your hair, there's a difference. No, no — tinted eyelashes, clear signs of taurine cream around the frown lines. Those tired, clubber's eyes. Then there's his underwear.
— His underwear?
— Visible above the waistline. Very visible. Very particular brend. Plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under the dish. I'd say you'd better break it off now and safe yourself the pain.

— Oh... There's a head. A severed head!
— Just tea for me, thanks.
— No, tere's a head in the fridge.
— Yes?
— A bloody head!
— Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?
— Well...
— Got it from Bart's morgue. I'm measuring the coagulation of saliva after death.

— Connie Prince, 54. She had one of those makeover shows on the telly. Did you see it?
— No.
— Very popular, she was going places.
— Not anymore.

Explanation:

Connie Prince was found dead

Dangerous to jump to conclusions.

Conslusions, Findings

— You've come the closest. Now you're in my way.
— Thank you.
— Didn't mean it as a compliment.
— Yes, you did.
— Yeah, OK, I did.

— Have you got given Mycroft the memory stick yet?
— Yep. He was over the moon. Threatened me with a knighthood... again.

— Homeless network. Really indispensable.
— Homeless network?
— My eyes and ears, all over the city.
— Ah, that's clever. So you scratch their backs, and...?
— Yes, then disinfect myself.

Oh, you're angry with me, so you won't help. Not much cop, this caring lark.

Sherlock Holmes

Season 1

Episode 3

— Why did you lie? You've got nothing on. Not a single case. That's why the wall took a pounding. Why did you tell your brother you were busy?
— Why shouldn't I?

— You've got to find those plans, Sherlock. Don't make me order you.
— I'd like to see you try.

— "Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things."
— Hang on a minute, I didn't mean that...
— Oh, you meant "spectacularly ignorant" in a nice way? look, it doesn't matter to me who's Prime Minister or..
— Yeah, I know.
— ..who's sleeping with who..
— Whether the earth goes round the sun.