— Hey. How come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
— Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Let me answer that question with another question. 'Cause I wanted to.
— There are those who say I look like a young Kenny Loggins.
— Who?
— Me.
No one ever wants the person who hurt them to ever see how badly they've been hurt.
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