Perry Cox: — Right about now, I'm going to be entering my imaginary, soundproof glass bubble. That way, I don't have to be...
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Resident: — Dr Cox.
Bob Kelso: — You might want to knock. He's in an imaginary glass bubble.
— Are you an idiot?
— No, sir, I'm a dreamer.
The first step of solving any problem is admitting that you have one.
— You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
— I just took out his appendix.
— You two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.
— Please, I am nothing like Ross.
— No, of course not. You're Rachel, she's Ross!
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