Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 6, Episode 15]

Yes, and that's what we call a lie or, when you're married, communication.

— Well, it's for the best, 'cause if you knew, you just would get all panicky and annoying. And this way you only have to freak out for a couple of hours, most of which I'll be unconscious. Kind of like our honeymoon.
— Except this time when you wake up, you're going to have a baby girl in your arms instead of the Bolivian limbo champion.
— Oh, Marco! What a cheeky monkey! How come we don't travel any more?

You can ask any doctor. Sometimes it seems like patients just hang on until everyone's had a chance to say goodbye.