Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 6]

— And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all of those parent things you hear about. You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was gonna even teach me
how to throw like a guy, so...
— Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself.

John Dorian: — Since Jordan had pre-natal surgery, she'd been on bed rest. Dr Cox, however, was not.
Perry Cox: — Okay, I made you breakfast, the kitchen's as clean as a whistle, I'm gonna drop Jack off at daycare on the way to work. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Jordan Sullivan: — I need you to go to the video store and get me anything with Viggo something-sen. I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie and a Polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring because I'm worried it may have snails. Oh, and if you see that neighbour, Lena, from down the hall, I want you to roll your eyes and say the word «slut» under your breath,
but loud enough so she can hear. And don't forget to be home by 6:30 because you gotta give Jack his bath before you make my dinner.
Perry Cox: — But when will I have time to kill myself?

— When Jack wouldn't stop crying I wanted to throw that bastard out the window.
— Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window. Yeah, but we just had our apartment repainted and all the windows were sealed shut. So, I just wanted to drop her off the roof.

Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling, blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy...

— Look, if that's the way you choose to see the world, then so be it, but don't you dare try to take this away from me. I've been coming in here every day for 24 years, watching children die and seeing good people suffer, and if I quit believing that there was a bigger plan behind all this, well, I just wouldn't be able to show up tomorrow. So just stop it!
— I'm sorry.
— It's okay. You'd be surprised how many bad things happen around here for a reason.

Anyway, eventually I realised that your troubles don't seem so bad if you just stop talking about them all the time.

The best part of a breaking mystery is its resolution.

— «God works all things for good». Romans, 8:28.
— Bull dinky. Perry Cox, 6'1". A buck eighty-five after lunch.

You can ask any doctor. Sometimes it seems like patients just hang on until everyone's had a chance to say goodbye.

It's guy love, don't compromise... -
the feeling of some other guy.
Holding up your heart... into the sky.
I'll be there to care through all the lows.
I'll be there to share the highs.
It's guy love between two guys.

Elliot Reid: — Anyway, I know it's hard to believe, but when I first got to college, I was a little bit of a...
J. D.: — Dork?
Carla Espinosa: — Geek?
Bob Kelso: — Good-time Sally who gave it away for free?

Snoop Dogg Resident, when we hitting the clubs, yo?

My licence had been suspended for a month for drunkenly pushing my scooter home.

You're a chicken. In the last six years, I've seen you get really close to one guy, and that was J. D., and he crushed you. And since then, you've been so scared of getting hurt, I've seen you sabotage every relationship you've been in. Honestly, you must be crazy about Keith to let him have survived this long. But don't worry, you'll be alone again soon enough.