Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 5, Episode 3]

— You haven't done anything on this list. You never slept naked on a hammock?
— I'm afraid of dragonflies.

— 15 percent of all surgical complications are anesthesiarelated, so I'd like to use hypnosis instead of traditional anesthesia.
— I'd like to sleep with Beyonce Knowles instead of my wife tonight, but that ain't happening either, you know what I'm sayin'?

They say that, in life, all good things must come to an end. Sometimes it comes quietly. Sometimes, not so quietly. And suddenly, you realize you've taken something as far as it can go.

— You know, it wouldn't hurt you to make some noise around here.
— How's this? Blow it out your ass, Bob.

— Hell, without anesthesia, you made it halfway through. I bet you could publish that.
— Maybe they'll put it in Almost Magazine.

I'm about to ruin my career by plunging a knife into a conscious person. But you know what, you're absolutely right, let's focus on the lying.

All right, fine, Elliot. You wanna know why? You're just like me. You're scared. You feel you haven't accomplished anything. Instead of running a triathlon, you're pushing forward with a guy you don't belong with. You know as well as I do, he's gonna open up a bottle of white wine for you when you really prefer red, except you never told him that. Know why? It's because he's not right for you, Elliot. Are you happy now?