How is it that no man understands that every woman, whether she's 16 or 60, still has that awkward, insecure, self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?
— Hey.
— Hey. So, I got this extra kidney I'm not using.
When you have a problem with someone, you tend to talk to everyone except them.
Perry! I didn't freak out 'cause you and I are two very independent people in a relationship and we don't always share our feelings. I didn't get angry because I'm not surprised. Do I wish it were different? Sometimes. But, whatever you and I have is working, so I guess I just have to live with it.
— Nurse, suction.
— The patient's not even here yet.
— I know.
— The first part of the plan is not to share it with people who annoy me. Want to hear the second part?
— Sure.
— I can't. My hands are tied by the first part.
Of course, sometimes it's not about the words... it's just about having someone there to listen.