— Ah, new janitor uniforms, top priority. Right up there with silk jamies for the patients and a cat door for the I. C. U.
— I made some sketches.
— This one has a cape!
— Well, it gives me the option of fighting crime. Yeah, after work, of course. Now, this one... has sort of a medieval thing going.
— That's you on a horse?
— This is a steed, sir. That's for cleanup in outer space. This one is...outer space...evening wear. This one's just a kangaroo. Sometimes I draw kangaroos.
How is it that no man understands that every woman, whether she's 16 or 60, still has that awkward, insecure, self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?
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