— Because I promise you, you are annoying enough. In fact, you're the number one contender for the middle weight annoyance crown.
— You're the number one jealous... weight for the jealous weight... jealous ch-champ.
— He's done it! He's done it! Dorian's the MOST ANNOYING Man in the WORLD! Who would've ever though a journeyman annoyer like Dorian might....
— You are a close second!
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