Scrubs Quotes

Year:

2001 – 2010

Tagline:

«I'm No Superman»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Drama, Comedy

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

Sometimes the moment you've waited for comes at the most inopportune time...

Oh, and Perry, I know I asked you to be more sensitive when we do it, but I was hoping you wouldn't curse as much. I mean, to actually cry during sex, what's that about?

John Dorian: — You're an actor.
Janitor: — You're a fireman... What are we doing?
John Dorian: — Game over, Klaus. I saw you in «The Fugitive».
Janitor: — Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous.
Dr. Bob Kelso: — Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it.
Janitor: — That's my cue. Action!
John Dorian: — Cut.

<b>John Dorian:</b> - You're an actor.
<b>Janitor:</b> - You're a fireman... What are we doing?
<b>John Dorian:</b> - Game over, Klaus. I saw you in «The Fugitive».
<b>Janitor:</b> - Oh, yeah. I was in a Harrison Ford movie, but I chose this life instead. It's a little more glamorous.
<b>Dr. Bob Kelso:</b> - Hey, champ. There's some vomit on the back steps with your name on it.
<b>Janitor:</b> - That's my cue. Action!
<b>John Dorian:</b> - Cut.

J.D.

The Janitor (Glenn Matthews)

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