In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.
— But earlier, Dr Kelso was telling us that...
— I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth, unless it's: «My God. I'm dying. I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake. This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo. That's weird».