It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of 'em wasn't me.
I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left called Bring Back The Porn.
I'm gonna write you a prescription for two testicles. Get this filled out whenever you want.
Elliot, I'm crazy about you, but I've been going over this in my head all week. I've been in a long-distance relationship before. It was a disaster. I believe a couple has a better chance if they just cut the cord and know that if it's meant to be, fate will bring them back together.
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