Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 3, Episode 15]

I mean, when my dad's not asking the maid for a neck-rub, he's telling me if I'm going to get emotional, I should do it in a closet because no one likes to see a hysterical woman.

We are all going to die someday. For the lucky few of us it'll be nice and fast. But for most of us it'll be just as long and slow and painful as a conversation with you.

Okay! Here's the tour: This is where the patients enter, upstairs is where they go to die, and down in the basement is where we slide their cold, dead bodies into the wall. Oh, and that's the gift shop.

There will always be a battle for power between the sexes. Sometimes a man just has to give in. Other times it's enough just to take a positive step. And once in a while, even it seems cliche', a man just has to be there for her.

My point is that in this tight-ass PC culture, it is damn hard to know what's kosher!

— A few quick things: Don't talk while I'm talking, never utter the phrase «It's Miller time», and I don't like the smell of cologne in my operating room. Now, I'd like to take a minute to listen to any questions or comments that any of you might have, and then after this minute I never want to hear from any of you ever, ever, ever again. Anyone?
— Uh... I'm allergic to shellfish...?