Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 2]

There is no Shangri-La, you know. Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still wanna be there when things really suck.

I like you... again. There. You win. You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat, or whatever it is you do when you're happy.

Did we just slip into some alternate dimension where I give a flying duckie about what you say and do?

— Dr Cox...
— If the next words aren't «See you», the third will be, «My crotch, you've punched me in the crotch».
— See you.

But sometimes the thing you didn't expect is what you really wanted after all.

What you're saying is you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it my problem? But, here's the problem, Newbie, it's not my problem.

It's hard to take positive steps, when you've burned the bridge you got to walk across.

You're scaring everyone in the hospital. They're delivering a baby and it's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know.

I don't think people are meant to be by themselves. That's why, if you actually find someone you care about... it's important to let go of the little things. Even if you can't let go all the way. Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone. No matter how many people are around.

But still, you might be better served, and this is a crazy notion, if you could stop worrying so much about who does and doesn't notice you. Even for a second.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And shut up! OK? Who are you to give me advice? All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long. You know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, cos I'm not afraid of you. «Jordan's only paying attention to the baby». Must be so hard for Dr Look At Me. Isn't it? Look at me! And you two? You're arguing since you got engaged? You're probably the first couple to do that ever. It can't be that you're just scared, is it? And you. Let's just forget for one second that, a month ago, you told me you couldn't be in a relationship. Because, for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage your relationship from the outside. The only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is while I'm at home, staring at the ceiling, just wishing I had someone to talk to, is knowing none of you idiots realise how lucky you are.

— I'm still a virgin.
— You're pregnant.
— Again?

I usually don't like thinking about the future. Let's face it, you can't predict what's gonna happen. But sometimes the thing you didn't expect is what you really wanted after all. Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out where you're going and enjoy where you're at.

It's funny. I guess sometimes when you do nothing at all, things just have a way of fixing themselves.

I think every day is made up of tiny little tests. Some are tests of character. Some are tests of fortitude. Others are tests of friendship. And if you're lucky, when it really matters, you'll pass with flying colours.