Scrubs Quotes

Year:

2001 – 2010

Tagline:

«I'm No Superman»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Drama, Comedy

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

What do you say, you wanna trade your big problems for mine?

Problems, Troubles, Issues

With men, you just have to hold out until they're invested enough they won't run away at the first thing.

Oh, please. You all wish you could bag a nurse.

Dr. Elliot Reid

Season 2

Episode 15

— My life is a mess.
— At least you're pretty.
— Pretty don't pay the rent.
— It does for my sister.
— Your sister's a prostitute?
— She's a model. Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak.

He's with Jesus now. Tough break, big guy.

I like to think your life comes down to the choices you've made. Like the choice to stand up to a superior. Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't. Or the choice
to let someone help you for once. In the end, you just have to trust your decisions. And hopefully you'll land on solid ground.

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest? If you're a really good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

— Think we'd hang out if it weren't for JD and Turk?
— Probably not. They are the one thing we have most in common.
— We have a lot in common. We have a hard time digesting dairy.
— You're right. Do you want to be my maid of honour?

— Dr Cox, I have a patient with blennorrhea. Do you think that's interesting enough to present to Dr Kelso?
— I'm sorry, Nervous Guy, but I can't do your work for you. So head to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of «Who Gives a Rat's Ass»?

— OK. I'm Dr Cox. This is my Gal Friday. She'll help me to take care of you. But before we get underway, we need you to ease up on the yakety-yak.
— Drop the macho act now. They're gone.
— Act-schmact. The lips stay zipped.
— Zipped-schmipped. I thought we were riffing.
— We're not.
— Well, aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.
— Careful there, sweetcheeks. I haven't decided which way to take your temperature yet.

Hey, Bob, as far as the whole intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought, but I'm afraid I'm gonna politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass.

Dr. Perry Cox

Season 2

Episode 2

— Jordan! What a coincidence! You were in my dream. I can't say for certain, but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake. You, right?
— Yes.
— Right?
— Yeah.

— Hey, Elliot.
— I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... You, know, the... I was... looking for my dignity.
— Did you find it?
— No. I must've left it at college.

And just like that, it was my turn to face the music. Steady now. Be brave. Don't cry.

J.D.

Season 2

Episode 1

— Can I have Mr Buckley's chart?
— No problem. I keep it right down there in the «get it yourself» file.

Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie. OK, that was a treat, wasn't it? Would you like me to call you a cab, or have the flying monkeys bring the broom around?

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