Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 2, Episode 4]

But still, you might be better served, and this is a crazy notion, if you could stop worrying so much about who does and doesn't notice you. Even for a second.

I think every day is made up of tiny little tests. Some are tests of character. Some are tests of fortitude. Others are tests of friendship. And if you're lucky, when it really matters, you'll pass with flying colours.

— So, how are my girls today? Fantastic. Listen...
— If you're here to do one of your "How are my girls today, now let me tell you some things you don't want to hear" routines, I'm in a mood, so it's probably in your best interes to make up some lame excuse and leave.
— Young lady, I will not be spoken to like that. Luckily for you, I have to go see Miss Fitzstrafoler.

— What's up?
— Nothing. What is up with you, man?
— I always get this way in the fall. Summer's gone, the days are shorter. It just makes me feel so... What's the word?
— Sad?
— Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word «sad». I was going to say «it makes me feel so mop».

— I'm gonna start acting crazy or something?
— You'll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.