— Dr Cox...
— If the next words aren't «See you», the third will be, «My crotch, you've punched me in the crotch».
— See you.
— Newsflash: you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots!
— Look, Dr Cox...
— No, you look. If someone had asked me just this morning, is there any way that I could have any less respect for you two geniuses, I would have said, that's not possible. Lo and behold, you pulled it off. Congratulations.
— How about that guy?
— Yeah.
— That guy?
— Yeah. Maybe it would be easier if I told you whose butt I haven't had my fingers in.
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