— Don't do that annoying thing.
— What annoying thing?
— When you talk.
— Come on.
— Does that not drive you crazy?
— You get used to it.
Kelso's not just some harmless guy pushing my buttons, Carla. He's a pod person.
— You're like school in July.
— What do you mean?
— No class.
Ah. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like Thanksgiving at home.
How does that taste? Bitter? Hard to get down?
— That was what I said this morning.
— Yeah, it sounded familiar.
I just came to check on my favourite patient. I must have the wrong room.
— I want you to know how serious I am about what I do.
— Did you stitch your initials into me?
— That's not important.
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