Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 8]

It's funny how our perceptions can be so off. Like when you're searching for a place to fit in and you don't realise you've been there the whole time. Or how posters can't turn you into a
role model if you've been one for years.

— I mean, did you even wonder why I told you to do your own evaluation?
— I can't think of a safe answer, I just...
— Clam up! I wanted you to think about yourself. And I mean really think. What are you good at? What do you suck at? I wanted it down on paper, not so I could see it, or anybody else, but so that you could see it. Ultimately, you don't have to answer to me, or to Kelso, you don't even have to answer to your patients, for God's sake. You only have to answer to one guy, Newbie, and that's you!

— Hey, Newbie. This thing actually does matter, so were you completely honest with yourself?
— Yeah.
— Say it right into the camera, hotshot. Now you can have this thing back any time you want. You're gonna have to bark like a dog, though.
— I'm not gonna bark like...
— It's your call.
— Woof.
— Good boy.