— What are you gonna do, take a swing at me?
— Maybe.
— Well, if you do, I'd better die. Because if I don't, I will be coming for you. Good cake today.
Ladies. This is that beverage I've been trying to describe to you, and it turns out, this is weird, but the secret is, you grind it from beans, not crap.
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