Scrubs – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 11]

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Scrubs
Year: 
2001 – 2010
Tagline: 
«I'm No Superman»
Country: 
USA
Genres: 
Drama, Comedy

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, intern John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

— I'm assuming, since you already took everything else, that you're here for my self-respect, but there's bad news on that one, sweetcheeks. I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
— I wouldn't have room for it, what with your testicles in my trophy case.
Holy cow. Who's better? You got me by the short hairs.

- I'm assuming, since you already took everything else, that you're here for my self-respect, but there's bad news on that one, sweetcheeks. I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
- I wouldn't have room for it, what with your testicles in my trophy case.
- Holy cow. Who's better? You got me by the short hairs.
- I'm assuming, since you already took everything else, that you're here for my self-respect, but there's bad news on that one, sweetcheeks. I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
- I wouldn't have room for it, what with your testicles in my trophy case.
- Holy cow. Who's better? You got me by the short hairs.
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