In Treatment – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 12]

– How do you like your coffee machine?
– It's, uh, really nice. But I can't accept it. I'm sorry.
– What, are you a government employee?! Hey, I got this for an amazing price in an auction.
– In a what?
– An auction. On the Internet Ebay… I pick the times when the whole country's glued to the television. Prices drop 70%, 80%. Like during the super bowl. Got myself a home entertainment system, eight speakers and a receiver for only $1,000! Would've cost $4,500 retail… Anyway, thursday was the "American Idol" finale. And I thought of you. So I went online and grabbed this.

I moved in with my gay friend Daniel and his little boyfriend. I told you about them... And they are real happy I left home. They bring their friends over to meet me and they've turned me into the talk of the gay community… So I've been going along with it. You know, I go to dinners, drinks… I even went to this gay club with them on sunday. They told me there'd be some hot ladies there, somebody I could pick up that aren't even lesbians… And it didn't do anything for me.