Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
— Where’s the wood box?
— Wood box?
— Yes, the wood box.
I'm a lawyer. You're a jerk. There's gonna to be some overlap.
Here’s how life works. You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both.
— Heard you killed your supermodel.
— Only for a minute.
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