— Where’s the wood box?
— Wood box?
— Yes, the wood box.
Here’s how life works. You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both.
You see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be. What you don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant, gaping chasm in between.
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!
I'm a lawyer. You're a jerk. There's gonna to be some overlap.
Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
— Heard you killed your supermodel.
— Only for a minute.
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