I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.
— You know, you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you.
— Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.
— How'd you know he was a knight?
— Well, it was 'cause he'd got armor on.
— You don't have to be a knight to have armor. Any idiot can buy armor.
— How do you know?
— 'Cause I sold armor.
— In a real war, the side with the greater number wins, nine times out of ten.
— Then we must be the 10th.
If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we died.
Storms come and go, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling.
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