— You don't believe in gravity?
— Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe in it. Lately I get the feeling that... I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
— You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
— You don't have birds.
— I could have birds.
— Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish?
— Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps.
Joey Tribbiani: — When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. Really hot. Great kisser... but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.
Chandler Bing: — You or me?
Ross Geller: — I got it. Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
Joey Tribbiani: — You guys are messing with me, right?
chorus: — Yeah. We are!
Joey Tribbiani: — That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa!
— Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
— I'm gonna die alone!
— Okay, you win.
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