Chandler Bing: — So when I woke up this morning... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes!
Monica Geller: — Why?
Chandler Bing: — He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
Phoebe Buffay: — Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler Bing: — Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... you have to kill a fish.
Oh, no, I have to go, because I'm late for my, um... Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um, tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."
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