— Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
— I don't even have a "pla."
Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?
— Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
— Probably kill myself.
Phoebe Buffay: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace... no hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross Geller: — Well, see, you took mine. What about you?
Chandler Bing: — If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel Green: — There's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
— I got no sleep last night!
— Why?
— My grandmother has a new boyfriend...
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