— I should get back to work.
— Otherwise someone might get what they ordered.
— And there's $500 extra in my account.
— Satan's minions at work again!
"You're nice" means, "I'll be dating alcoholics... and complaining about them to you."
— I brought alphabet soup.
— Pick out the vowels? I left in the Y's. Because, "sometimes Y."
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