Friends – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 2]

— Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
— Yeah, it's beautiful.

— Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
— Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend... who my parents actually preferred.

— Whose little ball of paper is this?
— Oh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it. So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.

— What you guys don't understand is... for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
— Yeah, right.
— ...
— You serious?
— Oh, yeah.
— Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
— Yeah, I think, for us... kissing is pretty much like an opening act. I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through... before Pink Floyd comes out.
— Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

— We agreed on Minnie.
— It's funny, um, we agreed we'd spend our lives together. Things change. Roll with the punches.

And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God... our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem.

— Knock, knock. How are we today? Any nausea?
— A little.
— Just a little.