10 Things I Hate About You – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 5]

— Hey, what's going on?
— Just wrapping up another day in paradise.
— Listen, about the other day. I just wanted to say... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone through your bag or stabbed you in the foot.
— Ah, don't sweat it. But let's keep our distance. The doctor said it would heal faster if I reduced the amount of crazy in my life. [He leaves]
— Crazy? I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm talking to myself. It's a sign of genius.

— You do realize that this is your only car, and if you destroy it, I'm not getting you another one.
— Relax, Dad. I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the Internet. Got nine out of ten stars.

— Do I know you?
— Cameron James...
— ... Oh, Bianca's gay friend. Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I want to show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.

Can we just agree on a minimum safe distance or do I have to file a restrainer order?

You know, most people have a forehead. You've got a five-head. Five! I mean, that's what all the big agencies are looking for. It's like a billboard on your face!

— I like a woman who has no idea what she's doing.
— I just need a crowbar, and when I find one, you may want to run.
— And I'll run slow, so you could catch me.