— Can l ask you why you call your father Bill? — Well... if I'm in a crowded place and I yell... «Dad!» 50 guys would turn around. If I yell «Bill!» maybe two will turn around. It's a timesaver, really. Curly SueGrey EllisonCurly Sue 00:34:45 Funny QuotesName Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 04/23/21 at 2:48pm Copy quote Report a mistake Share