— If it isn't my gravestone, then what is it?
— What do you think that gravestone really is?
— The gravestone?
— Maybe it's a false grave.
— Maybe it's a false grave.
— Yeah, maybe.
— Maybe it's a secret entrance to the tomb.
— Maybe it's a secret entrance to the tomb!
— Yes! Of course. Makes sense. They'd never bury my wife out here.
— Your what?!
