— Emma, will you please tell your mother that we're not gonna name your brother "Leopold"?
— Uh, why not? It was my father's name.
— People will make fun of him.
— My father was a king.
— Which is why nobody made fun of him.
— Okay, what about "Eva," after my mother?
— I don't know how well that'll work with a boy.
— It might not be a boy.
