— My god, wouldn’t it be wonderful if you just put your arms Around me and told me, "it’s all right, my darling. I’ll take care of everything, leave it to me."
— Oh... It’s all right, my darling, I’ll take care of everything. Leave it to me. Now what?
— Why didn’t I get me a man? I could’ve had a dozen, but no, I had to do it all by myself. And now here I am with a Jaguar and no man. How do you set fire to a car?
— Well, you, uh, pour gasoline all over it, you light a match, Toss it, and jump back real fast. You gotta be careful what you tell the insurance company, Or you might end up in the can.
