— I got a hernia patient to take care of. — What's his name? — His name's Hernia Patient. But we've gotten close so I call him Hernia. ScrubsJ.D.Dr. Christopher Turk Season 1 Episode 4 00:04:26 Funny QuotesName Quote added by Dmitrii Kuznecov 09/27/21 at 9:48pm Copy quote Report a mistake Share