If I Had - Eminem

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret identities
And disguises, to hide they true colors.
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers,
They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin.

What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny.
Money is the root of all evil,
Money'll make them same friends come back around
Swearing that they was always down.

What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
Put in front of your optical to slow you down.
And everytime you think you gotten past it,
It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.