Sad - Bo Burnham

The world's so fucking sad, bro,
Pain, starvation, Aids.
But I gotta remember there are good things about it too
Like the fact that none of that is happening to me.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the pouring rain.
He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,
Cause I didn't say anything.

I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».
And it was.
I am a genius.

About all the sad stuff.
Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself.

I went to a store looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
No, wait! This store sells mirrors!
See what I did there?