Twins: Movie Quotes

Year:

1988

Tagline:

«Only their mother can tell them apart.»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Crime

A physically perfect but innocent man goes in search of his long-lost twin brother, who is short, a womanizer, and small-time crook.

You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic!

— You see, Vincent... you're the missing part of my life. And I'm the missing part of your life. When we find mama... We can fill the missing part of hers. We won't be alone any more. We can be a family.
— A family? You mean, like, with a Christmas tree... and Thanksgiving dinner?
— And a real home... where you'll always be welcome.
— Always?
— Even when you've been bad.

— Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she?
— Yeah, kinda.
— Is Marnie your girlfriend, too?
— Marnie? Marnie hates my guts. She kinda likes you, though.
— Me?
— Yeah.
— She hardly knows me.
— That's the best way. You see, women love men... who are mysterious and devious. Keeps them on their toes.

— Well, money talks, and bullshit walks.
— How can bullshit walk? That's slang, huh?

Vincent Benedict

Julius Benedict

Sarcastic Quotes

— You do like women?
— Very much so. They're strange and sensitive. They have compassion. I have the highest respect for women.
— You're a virgin!

— You know what we have to do, Jules? We gotta work on the way you're walking, a little bit. You look a little stiff. You ever see «Frankenstein»?
— I read the book.
— That's not gonna help. When you walk, you gotta walk like you're moving to music... and I don't mean a military march. Like, you know, Aretha Franklin and Otis Redding... and Wilson Pickett, a couple of white people. <...> Yeah, just breeze on through. Yeah!