The Professor – Movie Quotes

— Why are you and morn still together?
— I think as you get older... you... find yourself needing someone to hold accountable for life not turning out exactly as you'd imagined it.

Well, maturity is really just another word for... how much misery you'd swallow.

— What happened to us, Richard?
— What happened to us? Life.

We've turned our backs on the most important duty that we possess: To live a life that is rich in experience. That's of our own independent choosing. Seize your fucking existence, folks. Why don't we make death our closest fucking companion, so that we can finally have a second, a millisecond, to appreciate that little bit of time that we have left. And most important of all, let us live well, so that we may fucking die well. Because we've never been so close to death than this very moment.

— Why are you wearing sunglasses?
— I have cancer. I'm supposed to wear sunglasses — in unusual places.

— Look at it. Jesus Christ, it's a boner. That is a gigantic boner.
— Isn't that your wife's work?
— Yeah, it is. It is. It doesn't mean I don't have an opinion on the matter.

May we forever remember that in each and every moment, we are composing the stories of our lives. Let's aim to make it a meaningful read or at least an interesting one, yeah? All right. Cheers.

— Tell me, Richard, do you like fish?
— No. I mean to eat sometimes, but outside of that, no. No, I don't.
— I believe men could learn a lot from fish.
— That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard.