The Heathers – Movie Quotes

— I just killed my best friend.
— And your worst enemy.
— Same difference.

Yeah, uh, I don't really like your friends either.

The extreme always seems to make an impression.

Dreadful etiquette, I apologize.

— Well at least you got what ya wanted, ya know?
— Got what I wanted?! It is one thing to want somebody out of your life! It is another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer!

Our love is god, let's go get a slushie.

This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

— Ich Lüge bullets! I am such an idiot!
— Look. You believed it, because you wanted to believe it. Your true feelings were to gross and icky for you to face.
— I did NOT want them dead!
— You did too.
— I did not!
— Did too!
— I did not!
— Did too!
— I did not!
— Did too!
— Did not!
— Did too!
— Did not!
— Did too!
— Did not! Did not! Did not! Shut up! I did not want them to...
— Oh... Come on! You did. You're just...
— Mary had a little lamb little lamb
— I know you...
— Little lamb!
— I did not!
— Young love.