— There are a million women out there.
— I don't want a million — I just want one. The perfect one.
If you want something done — do yourself!
— Excuse me, I'm looking for a priest.
— Weddings are one floor down. Congratulations.
— You've got a message.
— Yes.
— Not opening it? Could be important.
— Like the last two were important. First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving. The second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife.
— That is bad luck. But grandfather say: «It never rain everyday». This is good news, guaranteed. I bet you lunch.
— Okay.
— Come on. «You are fired». Oh, I'm sorry.
— Well. At least I won lunch.
— Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like.
I'm all for conversation, but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!
— Oh, yeah, I forgot. You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
— At least, the cat comes back.
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