— Like fallin' into a tub of butter.
— Watch it, Daphne.
— When I was a kid, Joe, I dreamed I was locked up overnight in a pastry shop. And there was goodies all around. Jelly rolls, mocha eclairs and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts...
— Listen to me: no butter, no pastry. We're on a diet.
— Which of these instruments do you play?
— Bow fiddle.
— Oh, fascinating! Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
— Most of the time, I slap it!
— Next. What's in here?
— My golf clubs. Putter, niblick, No.3 iron.
— What's this?
— My mashie.
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