Lethal Weapon – Movie Quotes

— The guys in the 80s aren't tough. They're sensitive people. They show emotions around women, shit like that. I think I'm an 80s man.
— How do you figure?
— Last night... ... I cried in bed. How's that?
— Were you with a woman?
— I was alone. Why do you think I was crying?

— Can you sail this?
— There's no trick. That's the front, that's the back, water all around.

I'm too old for this shit.

— God hates me, is what it is.
— Hate Him back. It works for me.

— What do we do?
— What else? We bury the fuckers. And you know what else? We do this right, we get famous. Do shaving ads. Girls. Money.
— With our luck, we'll do Forest Lawn commercials.

— You ever met anybody you didn't kill?
— Well, I haven't killed you yet.
— Don't do me no favors.

— Want me to drive?
— You're supposed to be suicidal.
— Anybody who drives in this town is suicidal.