— Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
— I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
— Would you like some coffee?
— I don't suppose there's any possibility of getting an espresso or Cappuccino this morning, is there?
— Oh, I really don't know, um...
— How to spell espresso or Cappuccino. This looks fine.
— I hope you enjoy the festivities.
— Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'm going to...
— There's talk of a blizzard.
— Well, we may catch a break and that blizzard's gonna blow right by us. All of this moisture coming up out of the south by midday is probably gonna push on to the east of us. And at high altitudes it's gonna crystallise and give us what we call snow. Probably be some accumulation. But here in Punxsutawney, our high's gonna get up to about 30 today, teens tonight. Chance of precipitation, about 20 percent today, 20 percent tomorrow. Did you want to talk about the weather or were you just making chitchat?
— Chitchat...
— So, did you sleep okay without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
— You're incredible.
— Who told you?
— Hey, Phil! Phil, over here! Where have you been?
— It was horrible. A giant leech got me.
— I'm not gonna live by their rules anymore!
— I noticed that.
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored, and unsung.
— For your information, Hairdo, there is a major network interested in me!
— Yeah, that would be the Home Shopping Network?
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