Ghostbusters – Movie Quotes

If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

— Whatever it is, it's gotta get by us. Right. Go get her, Ray!
— Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city county and state of New York I order you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
— That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Ray.

— You can't park that here!
— Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks... and brakes, brake pads, linings, steering box, transmission, rear end.

— Do you have any hobbies?
— I collect spores, molds and fungus.

— Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
— If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

— What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
— No, we're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12th.
— That's gotta be some cockroach.
— Bite your head off, man.

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.

— There's something very important. I forgot to tell you.
— What?
— Don't cross the streams.
— Why?
— It would be bad.
— I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, «bad»?
— Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule... in your body exploding at the speed of light.
— Total protonic reversal.
— Right, that's bad. Okay.

— But there are some things we do... standard procedures in a case like this, which often bring us results.
— I could check out the structural details in the building. Maybe the building has a history of psychic turbulence.
— Right. Good idea.
— I could search «Zuul» in the usual literature. Spates Catalog.
— I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out. I'll go check out Miss Barrett's apartment. O'kay?

— You know, you don't act like a scientist.
— They're usually pretty stiff.
— You're more like a game-show host.