A young maiden in a land called Andalasia, who is prepared to be wed, is sent away to New York City by an evil Queen, where she falls in love with a lawyer.
Here's some money. I want you to take it. Call your prince. Have him pick you up, bring his horse. Because I honestly, I just can't handle it.
— And when you go out, you don't want to wear too much makeup. 'Cause otherwise the boys get the wrong idea. And you know how they are. They're only after one thing.
— What's that?
— I don't know. Nobody will tell me.