Alfie – Movie Quotes

You don't know what you'll do till you really love someone.

It seems to me the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. It's the ones that catch you unexpectedly on a Wednesday afternoon that knock you sideways.

In every doomed relationship, there comes what I like to call "The uh-oh moment". When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenly you stop and you think, "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead".

What have I got? Really? Some money in my pocket. Some nice threads, fancy car at my disposal, and I'm single. Yeah... unattached, free as a bird... I don't depend on nobody. Nobody depends on me. My life's my own. But I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So...

— Is your husband a lot older than you?
— He's not my husband.
— He's wearing a wedding ring.
— Well, I never said he wasn't somebody else's husband.

There are two things I've learned in life: find someone to love and live everyday as if it were your last.

But I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing.

Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her.

It's been said that clothes speak the international language.