Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – Movie Quotes

— If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

— How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
— Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.

— Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
— First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous.