It was wonderful to find America but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Definition of a classic — something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
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